I have recently come to the conclusion that I cannot program or animate to save my life. In spite of the fact I get the occasional idea for a game, I have come to recognize that I cannot learn programming languages no matter how hard I try. I wonder if this Flixl thing will make the game creation process less difficult. Probably not, but I can try and hope.

And i think I'm going to give Flash game design another try. It may take a while and it may suck, but I'll eventually finish that flash game I was doing for laughs. It was this game that lead to the creation of the song "pHREAD fELPS."

In this game, your goal is to help Fred Phelps save his favorite hat from those nasty sodomites who intend to fill it to the brim with "fag semen and feces" as he would put it. It's sort of a Mario-esque sidescroller. Does anyone know how I can get characters to face the direction they're walking or do jump, hurt, and death animations?

Here's the title screen as it exists right now:

Proast

I've uploaded some moar songs, and have begun work on a spiritual ode to the greatest consciousness expanding drug of all time. What drug might that be? you'll have to stay tuned to find out!

My songs are up. One, Vox Unpopulai, is for a FPS project i'm making in dim3.

The other song, Butt Beware, is about my love of Frosted Butts, and Mudkipz.