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[Meet'N'Fuck: My ass]

thnks

for the shout out homie

kanamomashouse responds:

no probl3m slice. oh jeyah.

[tWHYlight]

Twilight is severely fucking retarded

But this short sure isn't. I mean, I was big into the Old World of Darkness, (Which, by the way, is the reason why vampires and werewolves fight so much now) played a pretty decent Marauder most of the time, so i'm not like 'hurf durf postmodern monsters is gay.'

But seriously, Twilight is fucking stupid. You want vampires? Google "Vampire: the Masquerade" and buy the PDF off DrivethruRPG.

Bobert-Rob responds:

I just miss when Dracula and Wolfman weren't at eachother's throats all the time. Dracula was too busy almost-seducing young women and Wolfman was too busy being super pessimistic. Then Frankenstein would show up and mess everyone up, heh. God, those 'house of' movies are stupid. Not as stupid as Twilight, but still... thanks for watching this and enduring my ranting!

[Anusboy]

wow

Reminds me vaugely of a character I created long ago named assface, who was a gay wigger with an ass for a face. And yes, he did poop.

W-P-S responds:

you go, girl!

[Socialist European Union]

On the Art and the Rot within Socialism's Heart

The Art:

It is simplistic in style (similar to my own in some ways) but communicates what It sets out to communicate. You've been looking at a lot of soviet era propaganda, right? So you should know that you aren't totally limited to red, yellow, and black.

Try and make your style a bit more powerful. Right now it kind of looks like the kind of clammy graphics that indicate whether a bathroom is for men or women. Look at Frank Miller's work in Sin City (the comic, not the movie) It helped me tremendously with my own style.

How about a white background with black stars in the night sky, or vice versa, instead of featureless, overwhelming black? Or perhaps you could have the sky flash a bright orange when the fireworks go off.

That overwhelming black sky made the one scene with black buildings and a yellow outline look like a crude atari game. Put some details on those buildings. if you want to keep it.

Also, what if you had red objects outlined with gold and gold objects outlined with red? Not for everything, but perhaps for key features to break up the monotony of gold on gold and red on red.

The Rot:

The Socialist blames others for his own failings, rather than striving to overcome them. He reasons that since he is miserable, everyone else should suffer as he does, self-condemmned to the fires of mediocrity.

His weapons are Altruism and Resentment, by which he seeks to make others feel guilty for not severely harming themselves for the sake of others as he has, and attempts to shame them into hurting themselves as he has, when if he would just stop hurting himself he might actually not suffer anymore.

He willfully Ignores the existance people who do not suffer for their charities, who give only what they can, rather than metaphorically martyr themselves for little overall benefit. Claiming to be opressed by the wealthy and successful, the socialist is only oppressed by the socialist. The tragedy is that he means well.

"In the name of the best within you, do not sacrifice this world to those who are its worst. In the name of the values that keep you alive, do not let your vision of man be distorted by the ugly, the cowardly, the mindless in those who have never achieved his title. Do not lose your knowledge that man's proper estate is an upright posture, an intransigent mind and a step that travels unlimited roads. Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark, in the hopeless swamps of the approximate, the not-quite, the not-yet, the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish, in lonely frustration for the life you deserved, but have never been able to reach. Check your road and the nature of your battle. The world you desired can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it's yours.." - Ayn Rand

I am not an Objectivist. However, I have a great deal of respect for the individual, an unshakable belief in self-determination (free will) and understand that the state need not have great power and authority over every aspect of people's lives to be effective and perform it's proper functions effectively. The strongest state can arrive in a few minutes, but life and death affairs are typically a matter of seconds.

Kenzu responds:

Actually the sky flashes in all the colors that the fireworks are.

The Rot:

I really didnt like what was written there, because it makes no sense. A socialist doesnt want to make anyone guilty, he wants to make everyone happy. Those who help the society by a heroic deed will be respected and attain a lot of fame.

I dont want corporations to control every aspect of my life, therefore I support a stronger state, which protects people from exploitation by companies and guarantees them many rights, including the right to have a job, but also free education and free healthcare.

[Deus Ex Madness Ep.1]

Man, Paul is going to be pissed off

I usually don't go all out like that until I defect from UNATCO.

Don't bitch about spoilers. This game came out like 7-8 years ago. If you haven't played it yet, you're really young or really lazy.

WCCC responds:

lawl

[Awesome Grounds]

Captain,

I am detecting massive quantities of butthurt in this sector. Your superior, 'i'm so great yet i'm upset this guy gets more pageviews than my crappy sprite cartoons' attitude combined with no effort, bad art, and no funny whatsoever.

AshfordPride responds:

Crappy sprite cartoon?

I've never made a sprite flash.