Total Medals Earned: 711 (From 185 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,620 Points
Medals Earned: 5/18 (30/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/80 points)
You got the best guns.
Bullets are bee stings to the rhino's hide.
You can jump to any location!
You got a new set of... hover... pads.... rockets... >_>
Medals Earned: 4/21 (45/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
Jump on 50 enemies
Jump on 100 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/305 points)
Restart 100 times in one level
Beat level 18
Beat the game
Beat the game in one session in under 20 minutes
Beat the game in one session without dying or restarting
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 9/30 (45/190 points)
Rescue Gretel
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 10/10 (220/220 points)
Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Experience rebirth the first time.
Kill a living creature with your weapon
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Awaken her guardians
Defeat Uzaza
Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability