And i think I'm going to give Flash game design another try. It may take a while and it may suck, but I'll eventually finish that flash game I was doing for laughs. It was this game that lead to the creation of the song "pHREAD fELPS."

In this game, your goal is to help Fred Phelps save his favorite hat from those nasty sodomites who intend to fill it to the brim with "fag semen and feces" as he would put it. It's sort of a Mario-esque sidescroller. Does anyone know how I can get characters to face the direction they're walking or do jump, hurt, and death animations?

Here's the title screen as it exists right now: