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[Death's Curtain Ep.02]

Holy shit

This feels like a Nephandi-Centered game of Mage : The Ascension - don't know if I mentioned that about episode one, haven't seen anything from you in a really long time.

Also, are their any plans to finish dead rain?

[Meet'N'Fuck: My ass]

thnks

for the shout out homie

kanamomashouse responds:

no probl3m slice. oh jeyah.

[New World Order]

I'd rather get a computer chip in my brain

So I can get like crazy transhuman PSI powers and robot parts and supergenes or whatever stuff I could get.

[Cooking Sama]

Well.

"Which is why I don't understand why you keep using the faaaaaar overused anime style. You have the skills, so why not do something original? That'd be worth watching."

Perhaps they just like the style? I was into Anime before it was the big thing, and plenty of other people were too. I'll still like it once it's no longer cool.

5/10 - Cannot be unseen.

[Exodus Tyson Punched Out]

oh noes

This was just meanness for its own sake, which is why it was frontpaged. 5/10 to piss off the haters, otherwise this just sucks.

I agree it's never 'too soon' - unless you're tripping over yourself to be the first to do it. If you're gonna be a bastard you've got to do better than this shit.

Also, who the hell names their kid Exodus?

[:: Achievements ::]

this mental exercise i think

this mental exercise i think would be better if you had actually achievements in it to be funny.

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

Holy hell

Perfect. That was absolutely perfect. Great juxtaposition of the plot elements of the comic with the 1980's/90's Saturday morning cartoon genre. I don't know if I could watch an episode of that actual series if it really existed.

[Gears of Awesome]

what. the. fuck.

It's funny I guess, but I don't get it.

[Prostitute Mickey]

LOLSOME

Disney is gonna sue the fuck out of you guys, but you're my heroes now. And you're heroes to every artist who's ever been screwed by those rat bastards too.

[tWHYlight]

Twilight is severely fucking retarded

But this short sure isn't. I mean, I was big into the Old World of Darkness, (Which, by the way, is the reason why vampires and werewolves fight so much now) played a pretty decent Marauder most of the time, so i'm not like 'hurf durf postmodern monsters is gay.'

But seriously, Twilight is fucking stupid. You want vampires? Google "Vampire: the Masquerade" and buy the PDF off DrivethruRPG.

Bobert-Rob responds:

I just miss when Dracula and Wolfman weren't at eachother's throats all the time. Dracula was too busy almost-seducing young women and Wolfman was too busy being super pessimistic. Then Frankenstein would show up and mess everyone up, heh. God, those 'house of' movies are stupid. Not as stupid as Twilight, but still... thanks for watching this and enduring my ranting!